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Missing Superbowl Rings

Some of you may have heard that over the weekend there was a good old-fashioned Jewelery Heist that occurred in Attleboro, Mass. Now, normally I could care less about such a story, but there is an interesting twist here. Some of the Items stolen included Super Bowl rings that were intended for the NY Giants Staff.

The thieves disabled the alarm system at E.A. Dion Inc., cut a hole in the roof and made off with a safe that weighed at least 1,000 pounds. They allegedly made of with over $2 Million Doll-Hairs in valuables. These rings are valued at roughly $25,000 a piece and are pretty sweet item, if you ask me. I would definitely be sporting one of those if I could get my hands on one.

I am not much of a conspiracy theorist but it seems to me that since these rings were being kept in the heart of Patriots country (Attleboro, Mass.) and that the thieves had to have very sophisticated equipment to pull off such a heist. I surmise that the only logical culprit is Bill Belicheck and his gang Cheaters, The New England Patriots. Lets take a look at the evidence; The Patriots lost to the Giants in the Super Bowl. They Definitely have some ill will toward the NY Football Giants because no one gave the Giants a chance and they shocked the world by beating the Undefeated Patriots on the biggest stage in the world. The Patriots and Bill Belicheck may not have shown it at the press conferences but they were PISSED!

Plus, Lets not forget that this is the man who stole Defensive and Offensive signals from opposing teams on several occasions and then explained his actions by saying that he Misinterpreted the rules. POPPYCOCK! He did not Misinterpret shit, he knew full well what he was doing and he went to great lengths to cover it up. The NFL gave him a slap on the wrist, so that the integrity of the game is not put into question. Lets look at some of Darth Belicheck's other career highlights:

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Contributed by djfmer on June 17, 2008, at 5:08 PM UTC.

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